"well, that was embarrassing"
— me at everything i do (via dutchster)

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

"I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty."
— Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via sundaylatte)

(Source: in-finitus)

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby)

flopryn:

hiddleston-cumberbabe:

overlordrae:

jaimejimmyjamesjamieson:

For the wife.

I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it.

Holy shit

How the fuck are these considered unmanly i mean look at them
LOOK AT THEM
flopryn:

hiddleston-cumberbabe:

overlordrae:

jaimejimmyjamesjamieson:

For the wife.

I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it.

Holy shit

How the fuck are these considered unmanly i mean look at them
LOOK AT THEM
flopryn:

hiddleston-cumberbabe:

overlordrae:

jaimejimmyjamesjamieson:

For the wife.

I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it.

Holy shit

How the fuck are these considered unmanly i mean look at them
LOOK AT THEM

flopryn:

hiddleston-cumberbabe:

overlordrae:

jaimejimmyjamesjamieson:

For the wife.

I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it.

Holy shit

How the fuck are these considered unmanly i mean look at them

LOOK AT THEM

deans-graceless-angel:

gumdropper12:

ro-lia:

ro-lia:

i love him.

was not expecting this to get more than 10 notes tbh omg

Her blanket

can we talk about how this person is not at all surprised…which probably means he does this often….ok where can i buy a boyfriend like this?

deans-graceless-angel:

gumdropper12:

ro-lia:

ro-lia:

i love him.

was not expecting this to get more than 10 notes tbh omg

Her blanket

can we talk about how this person is not at all surprised…which probably means he does this often….ok where can i buy a boyfriend like this?

say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

(Source: 2000ish)

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass